Hello Earthlings,

On my computer there is interference with extraterrestial
communications. Recently the quirkies are on the move again.
Nine times every life cycle they move back to their planet 
near NYC117-JR, a star of class U-VII. I picked up one of 
communications from their "handbook on humanoids," the 
essential guideline for the transcedental quirkies, issued
by the Source-Sponge, a gigantic self-sufficient brain on 
the home planet. I thought I might share this with you.
(I first reported the existence of quirkies at a conference 
in Poland in 1992. They just laughed.)

Chapter 236/QX: Sexual Innuendos of the Third Kind.

The Human Civilization has Reached the Level where Not all 
Attention Has to be Devoted to Survival and Reproduction.
However, Humanoids has Not Yet Redirected Human Attention
to Global Causes. Instead Humanoids Generated Culti around 
Primary Objectives, the Death Cultus (and Other Survival 
Derivatives) and Sexual Invitations. The Latter is Sub-Divided
in Explicit Sexual Invitations, Implicit Sexual Invitations, 
Or Innuendos of the Second Kind, which do Not Lead to Actual 
Intercourse, But to a Balanced Local Inter-Human-Relations-
which-Require-Major-Attention. The Inter-Human-Relations-
which-Require-Major-Attention have a Important Sub-Class 
called Love. Thirdly, Sexual Innuendos of the Third Kind which
are References to Sexual Segregation. Stemming from the Primary
Objectives, Humanoids Feel the Need to Determine the Sex of
Any Humanoid within the Sensor Range Instantly. The Sexual 
Innuendos of the Third Kind Fulfill this Need, and Are Subject
to Regional Tradition. Sexual Innuendos of the Third Kind Serve
No Purpose in the Reproductive Cycle as No Significant Change
in the Human Fysiology is Measured, However, the Binary-Sex-
Recognition is the First of Brain-Switches which Determine the
Potential of a Relation. The Brain-Switches are Culturally
Contexted. The Full-Potential-of-a-Relation Brain-Switch Takes 
At Most Nine Primary-Brain-Cycles, While Inter-Human-Relations-
which-Require-Major-Attention Invitation-Rejection Cycle can
Take Up to 512 Primary-Brain-Cycles, which Show that the former
are Caustic Brain Waves, and the latter Oscillatory Brain Waves.
The Former Strengthen the Status-Quo, while the Latter are the
Result of Inconsistent Cultural Stimuli.

However, those without hadronic string-anomaly propagators, will
walk on foot in Howgills this Sunday:

1) Up the highest top of the Howgills; the Calf 676m, down at
the east side via the waterfall Cautley Spout.
18km, 700m ascent.
2) A bit along the river, into the low parts of the Baugh area,
along a number of waterfalls and back over the east feet of
Howgills.
16km, 300m ascent.
3) Starting outside Sedbergh, at the Lincoln Inn bridge, along the 
Dales way north up the Calf and down directly into Sedbergh.
13km, 600m ascent.
4) Also starting at the Lincoln Inn bridge, along the Dales
way in the other direction, along the river Rawthey and back 
through the fields.
14km, 50m ascent

Yours (not-a-trekkie),

Norbert

PS since autumn is here I will return shortly to the more basic,
   existentialistic mood, leaving the summer themes behind.